Buy a Porsche, and you might not need a woman for a couple of years....

Many men buy a Porsche after a divorce. That's about the way it usually goes.   But, which requires the most maintenance...the wife or the car?

Well, I'll put it this way, ....I can "ignore" my 968 for a while, and it will still love me and respond to my wishes......a little 94 octane, some 20W50, and an occasional set of new shoes, and all is right with the world. I can even ride her hard and put her away wet.